What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do cats give such great massages?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What school subject really rocks?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?