What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?