What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?