What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
I'm not a bad putter.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?