What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?