Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where was Noah born?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you know about April 1st?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?