Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the politest month?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the lamb cross the road?