What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Yorkshire.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do eggs end a TV show?
The museum curator needed a break.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do cows wear bells?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?