Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where does laundry go to college?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do lawyers say goodbye?