Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
