Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?