What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What are baby potatoes called?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?