What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
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Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the mama goat say to her child?