What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?