Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the coach get his quarterback?