What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who invented fractions?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?