What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the difference between people and chickens?