What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which celebrity loves to read?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?