How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why are all priests fit?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?