How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the most adorable season?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?