How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?