Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What fairy loves to count?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How is cat food sold?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do old bowling balls end up?