Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a henway?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?