Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where can you always get cheap gas?