Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?