How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What bird is losing its hair?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?