How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
The museum curator needed a break.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?