How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the bee sad?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?