What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you make a cow float?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do horses reside?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?