What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the fish so smart?