What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did he change his bike's tires?