What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?