Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did spring break up with winter?