Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do cows go to New York?