What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What fairy loves to count?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do golfers hate cake?