What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why should you not pamper a cow?