What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?