What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the loudest sport?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?