Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the loudest sport?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?