What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
When does a horse talk?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?