What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do ants go to eat?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What nationality is Santa Claus?