What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you measure a millennial?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?