What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you know about April 1st?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?