What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Let It Snow!
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the artichoke so generous?