Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?