Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which subject has two parts?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?