Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?