What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?