What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do cubes make great referees?