What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?