Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?