Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the frog have a long face?