Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How does a cow do math?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?