What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
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Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where would you find an elephant?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?