What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What bird is always sad?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Did you know that felines don't bite?