What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What game do bats excel at?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Want to hear a joke about construction?