What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are cats good at playing video games?