What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What country has the most fish?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How can you farm during the winter?