What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the dog overweight?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a peanut in space?