Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do elves learn in school?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?