Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are winter days great?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?