Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?