Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
It's allergy season again?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the turtle cross the road?