What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?