Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?