Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
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What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
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What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do football players deal with their problems?
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What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?