Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where was Noah born?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What money do cats use to go shopping?