Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?