What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call an Irish spider?