What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Bob-sled dogs.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?