What did the paper say to the pencil?
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?