What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?