What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?