What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?