What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?