What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?