What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do all the planets get along?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?