Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you eat on July 5th?