Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?