What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What do you call a sad latte?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What game do mice love to play?
What birds make average students?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?