What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Which plant has the best roar?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Do dads always snore?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a sad latte?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?