What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?