Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?