Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What do elves learn in school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a forklift?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?