What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which big cat loves to drive?