What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What day is your mom always right?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is the best Christmas present ever?