What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which fly makes films?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
When does a horse talk?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?