To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is another name for a cow?
Where does the president keep his razor?