To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do books sleep?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do termites go camping?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the wealthiest fish?