To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What animal floats best?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?