What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?