What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?