What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?