What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which family member has tusks?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How does dinner smell?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?