What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?