What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?