Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do jokesters study in college?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?