Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How does a polar bear build a house?
If you need help building an ark...
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is an insect's favorite game?