Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
How do you organize a space party?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?