Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?