What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does a panda ghost say?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?