What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?