What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do two skunks argue?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?