What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?