What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What animal has more lives than a cat?