What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What birds make average students?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?