What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are the mountains so tired?