What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where does money love to go shopping?
When do astronauts eat?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?