What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?