What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Do dads always snore?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What snacks always have the best tan?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?