What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?