What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How is cat food sold?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?