What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are cars magic?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Can February March?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?