What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did the toad die?
Why was the bee sad?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What math figure is also in the band?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?