Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?