Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
It's allergy season again?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the bunny upset?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?