Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What animal floats best?
Which fly makes films?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How does NASA organize a company party?