What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?