What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do mice need oiling?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where do books sleep?