What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Who invented fractions?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?