What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?