What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?