What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What shape is bad at driving?