What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are all priests fit?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which singer could always break a five?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?