What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the strongest animal?