What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?