Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why was the bud so shy?
Can February March?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are stones so good at music?