Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What shape has a knighthood?