Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How was the wedding?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?