What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What money do cats use to go shopping?