What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What game do bats excel at?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the window need an aspirin?